The many ways that an otherwise sensible grown adult manages to injure themselves

• Slept wrong
• put my socks on
• sat in a draft
• Sneezed too hard
• texters thumb
• jeans too tight or hoodie too heavy
• heals too high
• fell over the curb
• Stubbed toe on the coffee table

Why is it that as a child you were able to jump your bike over a double decker bus, yet now you can't seem to walk down a steep hill without gaining another minor injury?